:15:11
Ah, here we are.
:15:13
You go straight in there and ask for Haas.
:15:15
- Haas?
- Lovely fella.
:15:17
Very low-key.
:15:18
You tell him you want to buy a Qing vase.
The price is £200,000,
:15:23
- which, of course, you won't pay.
- Why not?
:15:25
Because you're going to steal it.
You are a thief, aren't you?
:15:30
Take this card, which is fake.
As he turns to swipe it, you swipe the vase.
:15:37
OK.
:15:39
Enjoy. I'll be waiting.
:15:41
- Ooh!
- Sorry!
:15:59
- Hello!
- Hi.
:16:03
- I'm here for the Qing vase.
- I don't know you.
:16:07
We've never met before. Mac sent me.
:16:11
- Where's the money?
- Where's the vase?
:16:26
- OK, show me the real one.
- No, trust me, babe.
:16:31
This is better than a real one. 200,000.
:16:37
- What's that?
- It's a credit card.
:16:39
Yeah. And?
:16:41
I need the miles.
:16:44
What exactly... do you think this is?
:16:48
- Harrods?
- No, I've never seen rats at Harrods.
:16:52
You like ajoke, don't you?
:16:55
Sure.
:16:57
How funny is this?