:55:01
Computers made me vomit.
:55:06
As a programmer, all I did
was amass data and criteria
:55:12
for making decisions.
:55:15
It was pointless.
:55:18
It was even harmful.
:55:22
A useless strain on the neurons.
:55:26
One thing the world didn't need
was more information.
:55:41
My only mail was the bill
for a sex chat I'd had
:55:45
on the "Roxanne" hotline,
:55:48
and a mail-order firm
:55:50
presenting its new online service,
"Coo-Coo-Tel".
:55:56
As a privileged customer,
:55:58
I could subscribe now.
:56:02
Our programmers
:56:03
had slaved
to have it ready for Christmas.
:56:10
Wrong number,
but leave a message.
:56:15
Moron!
:56:19
There was nothing
:56:21
to keep me in Paris.
:56:35
I'll be frank with you.
:56:37
Computers? Stuff 'em.
:56:40
I'm not changing my methods
just to be trendy.
:56:44
Our system works fine.
:56:46
It'll stay fine
as long as I'm around.
:56:49
I let you come here
:56:51
to keep the Ministry happy,
:56:54
but the day you go,
:56:55
I'll lock up your junk
and forget it.
:56:58
First, they made us move here