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Narrator:
People are always asking me
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ifI know Tyler Durden.
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Tyler: 3 minutes.
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Tyler: 3 minutes.
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This is it: ground zero.
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Would you like to say a few
words to mark the occasion?
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[Muffled]
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Narrator: With a gun barrel
between your teeth,
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you speak only in vowels.
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I can't think
ofanything.
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For a second
I totally forget
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about Tyler's whole
controlled demolition thing,
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and I wonder
how clean that gun is.
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Tyler: Getting
exciting now.
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That old saying,
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howyou always hurt
the oneyou love?
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Well, it works both ways.
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[Police Sirens]
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We have front row seats
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for this theater
ofmass destruction.
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The demolitions committee
of Project Mayhem
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wrapped the foundation
columns ofa dozen buildings
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with blasting gelatin.
In 2 minutes,
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primary charges
will blow base charges
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and a few square blocks
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will be reduced
to smoldering rubble.
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I know this...
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because Tyler knows this.
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2 1 /2.
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Think ofeverything
we've accomplished.
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And suddenly, I realize
that all ofthis:
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the gun, the bombs,
the revolution...
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has got something to do with
a girl named Marla Singer.
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Bob. Bob had bitch-tits.
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This was a support group for
men with testicular cancer.
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The big moosey
slobbering all over me,
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that was Bob.
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We're still men.
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Yes, we're men.
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Men is what we are.
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8 months ago, Bob's
testicles were removed.
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Then hormone therapy.
He developed bitch-tits
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because his testosterone
was too high,
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and his body
upped the estrogen.
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And that was where I fit...
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They're gonna have to
open up my pecs again
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and drain the fluid.
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Narrator: Between those huge,
sweating tits
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that hung enormous the way
you'd think ofGod's as big.
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OK. You cry now.
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No, wait. Back up.
Let me start earlier.
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For 6 months,
I couldn't sleep.
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Echo: I couldn't sleep.
I couldn't sleep.
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With insomnia,
nothing's real.