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Sample package mouthwash,
tiny bars ofsoap.

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The people I meet
on each flight,

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they're single-serving
friends.

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Between takeoff and landing,
we have our time together,

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but that's all we get.
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Together: Welcome!
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Narrator: On
a long enough timeline,

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the survival rate
for everyone drops to zero.

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I was a recall coordinator.
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Myjob was
to apply the formula.

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Here's where
the infant

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went through
the windshield.

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3 points.
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Narrator: A new car
built by my company

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leaves somewhere traveling
at 60 miles per hour.

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The rear differential
locks up.

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The teenager's braces
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are wrapped around
the back seat ashtray.

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Might make
a good antismoking ad.

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Narrator:
The car crashes and burns

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with everyone
trapped inside.

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Now, should we
initiate a recall?

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The father
must've been huge.

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You see
where the fat

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has burned
to the seat,

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the polyester shirt?
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- Very modern art.
- Ha ha ha!

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Narrator: Take the number of
vehicles in the field, ''A,''

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multiply it by the probable
rate offailure, '' B,''

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then multiply the result
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by the average out-of-court
settlement, ''C.''

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''A'' times '' B'' times ''C''
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equals ''X.''
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If''X'' is less
than the cost ofa recall,

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we don't do one.
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Are there a lot
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ofthese kinds
ofaccidents?

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You wouldn't believe.
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Which car company
doyou work for?

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A major one.
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Narrator: Every time the plane
banked too sharply

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on takeoff or landing,
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I prayed for a crash
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or a midair collision.
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Anything.
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[Screaming]
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Life insurance
pays off triple

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ifyou die
on a business trip.

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[Ding]
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''Ifyou are seated in an
emergency exit row...''

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Yeah...
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''And you feel
you would be unable


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