:39:02
''I amJack's colon. ''
:39:04
Yeah. ''I get cancer.
I killJack.''
:39:08
Whoa--Ohh!
:39:10
Narrator: After fighting,
:39:12
everything else in your life
got the volume turned down.
:39:14
[Muted Complaining]
:39:17
What?
:39:18
You could deal
with anything.
:39:20
Haveyou fi nished
those reports?
:39:26
Tyler: Ifyou could
fight anyone,
:39:27
who would you fight?
:39:29
I'd fight my boss,
probably.
:39:31
Really?
:39:33
Yeah. Why, who would
you fight?
:39:35
I'd fight my dad.
:39:36
I don't know my dad.
:39:38
I mean, I know him,
:39:40
but he left when I was,
like, 6 years old,
:39:43
married this otherwoman
and had some other kids.
:39:46
He, like, did this
every 6 years.
:39:47
He goes to a new city
and starts a new family.
:39:50
Fucker should open up
franchises.
:39:54
My dad never
went to college,
:39:56
so it was real
important that I go.
:39:58
That sounds familiar.
:39:59
So I graduate, I call
him up long distance.
:40:01
I say, '' Dad, now what?''
He says, ''Get ajob.''
:40:05
Same here.
:40:06
Now I'm 25.
:40:07
I make
myyearly call again.
:40:08
I say, '' Dad, now what?''
:40:11
He says, ''I don't know.
Get married.''
:40:13
Eh, I mean...
:40:15
I can't get married.
:40:16
[Thunder]
:40:18
I'm a 30-year-old boy.
:40:19
We're a generation
ofmen
:40:21
raised bywomen.
:40:22
I'm wondering
ifanotherwoman
:40:25
is really
the answerwe need.
:40:32
Narrator: Most ofthe week,
we were Ozzie and Harriet.
:40:35
[Whistling]
:40:37
But every Saturday night,
:40:38
But every Saturday night,
:40:39
we were fi nding
something out.
:40:41
We were fi nding out
more and more
:40:43
that we were not alone.
:40:47
Man: Who turned
the lights off?
:40:48
It used to be
:40:50
that when I came home
angry or depressed,
:40:52
I'djust clean my condo,
:40:53
polish
my Scandinavian furniture.
:40:55
I should've been looking
for a new condo.
:40:58
I should've been haggling
with my insurance company.