:41:01
I should've been upset about my
nice, neat flaming little shit.
:41:04
But I wasn't.
:41:06
The basic premise
:41:08
ofcyber-netting
any office
:41:09
is make things
more efficient.
:41:11
Narrator: Monday mornings,
all I could do
:41:12
was think about
next week.
:41:13
Can I get the icon
in cornflower blue?
:41:16
Absolutely.
:41:17
Efficiency is priority
number one, people,
:41:21
because waste
is a thief.
:41:24
I showed this already
to my man, here.
:41:25
You liked it,
didn'tyou?
:41:31
Narrator: You can swallow
a pint ofblood
:41:33
beforeyou get sick.
:41:35
It was right
in everyone's face.
:41:38
Tyler and I
Just made it visible.
:41:40
It was on the tip
ofeveryone's tongue.
:41:42
Tyler and I just
gave it a name.
:41:53
[Loud Rock Music Playing]
:41:56
Come on, people,
you gotta go home.
:42:19
Turn off thejukebox.
Lock the back.
:42:43
[Someone Spits]
:42:45
Narrator: Everyweek,
Tyler gave the rules
:42:47
that he and I decided.
:42:48
Gentlemen, welcome
to Fight Club.
:42:55
The fi rst rule
of Fight Club is...
:42:56
you do not talk
about Fight Club.
:42:59
The second rule
of Fight Club is...