:01:01
[ Shouting ]
:01:07
[ Man ] I really didn't want
a bachelor party in the first place.
:01:11
I'll tell you why. lt's not
that l'm against tradition.
:01:14
There's just something bizarre about
having a strange, naked woman...
:01:17
dance around me while
my friends yell out,
:01:20
''Go for it, Ben.
:01:22
Last night of freedom, Ben. "
:01:24
Last night of freedom
for what ?
:01:28
Which is what I told
my best friend Alan.
:01:31
I didn't want any strippers.
I didn't wanna get lucky.
:01:34
l was lucky enough
just getting married.
:01:37
- All right. Quiet !
- [ Shouting ]
:01:40
Guys !
:01:44
All right. l'm not payin' tor that.
lt already was chipped.
:01:48
We're here to, uh, wish Ben
good luck and good riddance...
:01:53
as he heads down
that rocky path to matrimony.
:01:56
And, uh, hey, you know what.
:01:58
Ben's dad Richard and his grandpa Max
are here. Where are you guys ?
:02:02
Those guys-- Watch out.
You guys gotta pace yourselves.
:02:06
Knowing Ben, l'd have
to say that he's probably,
:02:09
- uh, one of the most loyal guys
that l've ever met,
- [ Man ] Like a dog !
:02:14
- [ Man Barks ]
- and, uh, monogamous.
:02:16
And so this is probably
gonna be the last time...
:02:20
that you're gonna spend
in a room with your friends...
:02:23
and a n-n-naked woman...
:02:26
other than your wife, man !
:02:29
So you can close your eyes
if you want to. Close 'em !
:02:32
But then you're gonna be missin'
Juanita, the bull tamer !
:02:36
[ Shouting ]
:02:52
You don't have to do this.