1:06:00
They would have stoned us.
As it is, l already feel bad
enough about not buying a condo.
1:06:05
Why don't you just
tell Bridget the truth ?
1:06:07
What kind ot marriage do you have
if she doesn't believe you ?
1:06:09
- Just explain why you're with me--
- Sarah, l'm not with you !
1:06:12
We're not together !
This is not a relationship !
1:06:14
l just happen to be traveling
alongside a natural disaster !
1:06:17
- You know what ?
l realIy feel sorry for you.
- [ Sarcastic Chuckle ]
1:06:19
'Cause at least when l was getting
married, l could admit l was scared.
1:06:23
- WelI, save me your pity,
because l am not scared.
- You know what ?
1:06:26
You have such a problem
with honesty, Ben, you know that ?
1:06:29
- Oh.
- You can't tell your tiancee
what's going on.
1:06:31
You can't explain something absolutely
simple and innocent to your best man,
1:06:35
and you are
with me, Ben !
1:06:37
You could have left a hundred times,
but you didn't !
1:06:39
- I tried to !
- Then why are you still here ?
1:06:42
l'm leaving !
All right, tine !
1:06:44
You wanna talk about honesty ?
Let's talk about honesty.
1:06:47
- Bring it on.
- You complain about your lite,
nonstop, all the time.
1:06:50
[ Mimicking Sarah ]
lt's all your tault.
1:06:52
You are a beautiful, incredible woman.
You could have any guy you wanted,
1:06:56
but you keep picking
these losers.
1:06:58
And the only thing l can think ot
is that you choose these guys...
1:07:00
who are intellectually inferior to you
so that you can control them,
1:07:03
but still teel conveniently wounded
when the relationship ends.
1:07:07
You're the one that's afraid
of commitment. You back out
of every job you ever have !
1:07:11
You run away from anyone
and anything,
1:07:13
and you think it's so
unconventional and liberating,
1:07:16
when in tact, it's just
cowardice and juvenile...
1:07:19
and unable to face
the real world !
1:07:21
Ha ! Okay, you want honesty,
l'll give you honesty.
1:07:24
Do you know why you can't
write your marriage vows ?
1:07:26
Because you are absolutely territied
that you have nothing to say.
1:07:29
And why would you, Ben ?
Because you run around so scared...
1:07:32
that lite is gonna throw you this
curveball that'll completely shatter...
1:07:36
this crystal clear, pertect
existence that you've created
for yourselt in your Day Timer,
1:07:40
that you blurb your way out of teeling
anything emotional, anything real.
1:07:44
You have no emotions, and that's
what makes you a shitty writer, Ben.
1:07:48
You know what ?
At least l don't sit around obsessing...
1:07:51
that no one's going to
come to my tuneral,
1:07:53
because l have relationships
that last longer than a week.
1:07:55
- My funeral is gonna be packed !
- You know what, Ben ?
1:07:57
That is just great.
And l know your eulogy...