:15:01
Yeah, I got most of it in the car.
Sarris is the bad guy, right ?
:15:04
Oh, yes, sir.
He's a very bad man indeed.
:15:06
He has tortured our scientists, put us
to work in the gallium arsenide mines,
:15:09
- Mm-hmm.
- captured our females
for his own demented purposes--
:15:12
Yeah, yeah, I got the picture.
Do you have pages or do you
just want me to wing this ?
:15:15
- I am not sure I understand you.
- Commander.
:15:18
- Welcome to the Protector Two.
- Good to see ya.
:15:20
- Would you like to don your uniform ?
- I'd like to skip that.
:15:23
I got this gig in Van Nuys in about a
quarter of an hour. Is that all right ?
:15:26
- As you wish.
- Sir, it's Sarris.
:15:29
He's here.
:15:37
General, I just received word
the Thermians have appointed
a new commander...
:15:40
to handle
the negotiations.
:15:43
What ?
:15:49
This is great. You know, usually
it's just cardboard walls in a garage.
:15:53
- Sir, we apologize
for operating in low-power mode,
- Oh. Oooh.
:15:56
but we are experiencing
a reflective flex field
this close to the galactic axis.
:16:01
You know what I could use ?
A cup holder and a couple of Advil.
:16:05
We're approaching in five ticks, sir.
Command to slow ?
:16:08
Set it on screen saver two.
:16:12
Because we, you know-- We gotta--
:16:14
Oh, I'm sorry
to break the mood here.
:16:18
Um, slow it down
to mark two, Lieutenant.
:16:21
I see fear.
:16:23
- That is expected.
- Mm-hmm.
:16:26
- Ahh, they bring a new commander.
- It's good.
:16:30
- Here are my demands.
- It's scary.
I mean, you know, he looks...
:16:32
- And if I do not hear what I like,
- real.
:16:35
then there will be blood...
:16:37
and pain
as you cannot imagine !
:16:41
- First, I require...
- Backwash.
:16:44
the Omega 13.
:16:46
Second, I will require
a technician--
:16:50
Okeydokey. Let's fire blue particle
cannons full. Red particle cannons full.
:16:56
Gannet magnets,
fire them left and right.
:16:59
And let 'em run all chutes.
And while you're at it,