Guest House Paradiso
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:05:14
(Whispers) Damn.
:05:16
(Door opens)
:05:20
(Woman) Well, really.
:05:22
Good morning, room four.
This is your personal alarm call.

:05:26
Yes, I know. I'm just giving
you time to wake up

:05:30
before your proper alarm call in...
two and a haIf hours.

:05:35
That's right. Exactly
when you booked it. Good morning!

:05:39
Oh! Mr Johnson and MS Harding.
:05:44
The common-law couple.
I trust you slept well?

:05:48
Rather a rough night, actually.
:05:50
Oh...well, the perils of adultery.
:05:57
And you're not too tired to make
your way downstairs for breakfast(!)

:06:03
I trust you both washed?
:06:05
Actually, the water was cold.
:06:07
That's no reason not to wash.
We are British, you know?

:06:11
We invented cold showers
to stop people masturbating.

:06:17
Oh! Oh! Perhaps that's why you're
so upset about the lack of hot water!

:06:49
(Horn honks)

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