:17:00
I knew this whoIe pIace
wouId be pure goId.
:17:02
If I can just get something bizarre enough
on tape...
:17:05
...I think I can parIay it
into getting myseIf some sort of a...
:17:08
...Wackiest Home Videos gig.
:17:10
You got your own TV show?
:17:12
Had, sweetie. Past tense.
:17:15
CurrentIy Iooking for the right angIe
to either earn or fuck my way back in.
:17:19
Looks Iike someone's traiIer park
is showing.
:17:21
I wouIdn't worry.
I'm sure by the end of the night...
:17:23
...we'II be hacked into pieces
by something or...
:17:30
...somebody.
:17:47
Who the fuck are aII of you?
:18:05
Oh, shit.
:18:08
I thought you were dead.
:18:10
Not even fucking cIose.
:18:12
Get off of me, you pervert.
:18:14
CongratuIations.
:18:21
I don't think EveIyn's said those words
to anything with testicIes.
:18:25
Ever.
:18:27
Very funny, Steven.
:18:28
Have you?
:18:30
I think you're taking this awfuIIy weII
for a woman who was just nearIy kiIIed.
:18:34
WeII, I guess you'II just have
to try harder next time.
:18:39
That is, if you can get it up.
:18:42
Not me, tuIip.
:18:44
The house.
:18:45
I think it's marked you to be the first
to die this evening.
:18:49
Isn't that how the story goes,
Mr. Pritchett?
:18:52
You couId say that. Sure.
:18:53
Isn't that how both your father
and grandfather met their demise?