Jakob the Liar
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:17:02
Don't tell me lies.
I'm desperate, not stupid.

:17:05
Get out of here, please.
Please leave me alone.

:17:08
Go ahead.
:17:09
People will say Kowalsky
didn't keep his part of a bargain.

:17:14
I'm entitled to
daily shaves and haircuts.

:17:17
In exchange, you can eat
all the pancakes you want in my café.

:17:21
You haven't made any for 3 years.
:17:23
What can I do?
The Germans don't let potatoes in.

:17:26
But your beard keeps growing.
:17:28
That's not my fault.
A deaI's a deaI.

:17:34
Oh, good.
:17:35
What are you complaining about?
You have a dull razor.

:17:38
Sit down.
:17:40
Barber with a dull razor
is like a blind moyl.

:17:42
No insults. Sit down, please.
Here we go.

:17:48
Here. Enough.
:17:52
Good. Enough!
:18:01
Professor!
:18:03
No, thank you.
:18:19
Excuse me.
My respects, professor.

:18:21
I caught a cold last night.
Do you have some medicaI advice?

:18:25
A cigar
and brandy, taken in Monte Carlo.

:18:29
Give me your hand, professor.
:18:34
-You have a good night?
-Good night?

:18:36
If three suicides balanced by
one birth is a good night, then, yes.

:18:40
Splendid, wonderfuI night.
:18:52
Line up two at a time!
Pick a partner!


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