Jakob the Liar
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1:00:01
What a wonderfuI idea.
Bring it here.

1:00:04
Absolutely. Put up a big sign
in Polish and German...

1:00:06
...so everyone will know
there's a radio in my shop.

1:00:09
I could charge admission with low
prices for the Gestapo and soldiers.

1:00:13
Put up loudspeakers.
I could sell refreshments.

1:00:16
What about dances
between news reports?

1:00:18
I'll shave the Luftwaffe
before they hang me.

1:00:21
I'll tell you why it won't work.
1:00:23
I know Jakob better than anyone.
1:00:25
He won't give you the dirt
from under his fingernails...

1:00:28
...let alone lend you
his precious radio.

1:00:32
You're saying I'm cheap?
1:00:33
What else do you call a man who's got
free shaves daily for 4 years...

1:00:38
...without giving so much as a sniff
of a pancake in return?

1:00:43
I thought you were my friend.
1:00:45
Friends can say these things
about each other.

1:00:47
So shall we go and fetch it?
1:00:52
-What if the Germans see us with it?
-What if they damage it?

1:00:55
It's a shame there're
no children left.

1:00:57
We could've put it
in a child's coffin.

1:00:59
The Germans don't pay much attention
to dead children.

1:01:04
-Let's go.
-No. We can't.

1:01:06
-Why?
-It'd never work.

1:01:08
No, he'll never let you do it.
1:01:10
He'll say it costs
too much in electricity.

1:01:13
-You're saying I'm cheap?
-You're not?

1:01:15
-I'm cheap?
-You are.

1:01:16
-You're cheap!
-You're cheaper!

1:01:18
You're supposed to have
a pancake for a shave.

1:01:21
But you don't have one.
You eat five pancakes every morning.

1:01:24
You stuff your face
untiI you can't get up!

1:01:26
Bring the damn radio!
I'll show you how cheap I am!

1:01:31
No, you're not that cheap!
1:01:33
Now that's a mensch.
1:01:34
And a meshuggenah!
Kowalsky, wait!


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