Jakob the Liar
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:14:01
What does it matter, now that you...
:14:03
...the illustrious pancake vendor,
get to crap like a king?

:14:07
So now that you've shared
a toilet seat with the master race...

:14:11
...maybe you'll feeI good enough
to tell us the news.

:14:18
Yesterday, Churchill
addressed the Polish people.

:14:22
In Polish?
:14:23
You want the latest news
or don't you?

:14:26
Our apologies.
:14:29
The main item...
:14:31
...was that
the Luftwaffe soccer team...

:14:34
...beat the Kriegsmarine
by 3 goals to 2.

:14:41
That's it?
:14:42
Want the latest news?
That's it.

:14:44
Churchill is on the BBC giving out
German army sports results?

:14:49
Nothing about a front line?
:14:54
If Churchill has nothing
more important to announce...

:14:58
...it means to me
the war is pretty much over.

:15:02
That's right.
:15:04
What if 3 to 2 is a code?
:15:07
Could mean the Russians outnumber
the Germans 3 to 2.

:15:11
Or maybe they are 32 kilometres away.
:15:14
I don't think so.
:15:16
I think it means that maybe
they are, I think, 32 hours away.

:15:22
If we listen hard enough,
maybe we can hear their artillery.

:15:25
Yes, that's what the noise
was last night.

:15:30
My wife thought it was
the heating pipes...

:15:32
...but there hasn't been
any steam for years.

:15:35
-I heard it too.
-You heard it too?

:15:38
Yes, I heard it too.
:15:40
"Et tu, Brute?"
:15:48
I think it's time to organize.

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