:43:02
You don't think that
Miss Mayo could have....
:43:07
No. Miss Mayo is as sweet
as the days are long.
:43:13
lt's a crazy world, Ms. Sherwood.
:43:15
Some of the sweetest candies
are as sour as death inside.
:43:25
Hey! You're Vylette, right?
:43:27
l'm Brenda, Chad's girlfriend.
:43:29
l don't think we've met.
Oh, God, l just love your hair!
:43:36
We heard you were the last person
to see Liz Purr alive.
:43:40
That is so cool!
:43:43
Well, bye.
:43:46
-Oh, look, you have groupies.
-l know. Aren't they cute?
:43:50
-Now about boys. You need one.
-Only one?
:43:53
One to start.
We don't want to baffle her.
:43:56
So what turns you on?
:43:57
Marcie likes a nice...
:43:59
...round ass, don't you, Marcie?
:44:03
Good morning, Vera.
:44:04
Miss Shane.
:44:07
l like cheekbones. You know,
a boy with a little Bowie going on.
:44:10
What do you like?
:44:12
l've always been partial to--
:44:14
Darling, spare us the details.
:44:16
Meet your teen dream.
:44:18
Vylette, this is Zach Tartak.
:44:21
-That's him?
-You don't think he's cute?
:44:23
Most girls go crazy over him.
:44:25
He's in drama so we can't
guarantee hetero status.
:44:28
lt doesn't matter.
He is beyond fine.
:44:30
-Ultra-pretty.
-Unapproachable. Always in rehearsal.
:44:34
When he's not,
he's with the drama crowd.
:44:37
Can you say...
:44:38
...''freak''?
:44:40
The sure way to meet him is
to star in the school play.
:44:45
Relax.
lt's high school, not Broadway.
:44:52
Do you smell something?
:44:55
Hi, Fern.
:44:56
l don't know a Fern.
:44:58
There is no Fern.