:02:00
Everything was white.
:02:02
Well, they must not be Jewish.
:02:05
They're the other kind.
:02:07
A couple of years later,
I began to realize...
:02:10
... that the other kind was
about 99% of the world.
:02:14
I went to school thinking
everyone was Jewish.
:02:17
Now I know almost no one is Jewish.
:02:20
The other kind.
:02:22
I was reminded of that revelation the
summer Murray, Sheldon and myself...
:02:26
... went to the
Turkey Hills Swim Club.
:02:32
She's gotta be the most
beautiful girl on earth.
:02:36
Look at those cigarettes. So sexy.
:02:39
So sexy.
:02:42
She's gotta be wild. If she's doing
that with a pack of cigarettes...
:02:46
...she's gotta be wild.
:03:04
- How'd they come up with that order?
- What?
:03:06
That Jews should be first.
:03:08
Yeah, I would've thought it'd be dogs,
coloreds, then Jews.
:03:12
Must've been some meeting to come up
with that. Some guy had to say:
:03:16
"I have to say, Jews bother me
more than the dogs. "
:03:19
So now a dog goes there.
Does he read the sign and leave?
:03:22
I would've put dogs first.
:03:24
A dog can take a piss.
You're walking barefoot.
:03:27
A Jew's not gonna lift his leg
and pee on the wall.
:03:30
You know, I've never seen a colored
person swim or sunbathe, period.
:03:34
Did you?
:03:36
Now that you mention it,
I don't think I have.
:03:39
I'm thinking Atlantic City.
That's a lot of people on that beach.
:03:43
Never seen a colored on the beach.
:03:45
This is definitely directed
more at the Jews then.
:03:48
The school year begins in one week...
:03:50
... and all schools will implement
the new integration law.
:03:53
Baltimore school district officials
do not anticipate any problems...
:03:57
... implementing the new law.