:12:03
You know, colored girls are
great with sex.
:12:05
- That so?
- Proven fact.
:12:07
- Where do you get your facts?
- I accumulate this information.
:12:10
For one, colored guys
got huge schlongs.
:12:13
Twice the size of a white guy's.
:12:16
Where do you come up with this?
:12:17
Unless you haven't noticed...
:12:20
...we got a colored guy in our class.
Wilbert Mosley.
:12:23
I took a shower with him.
:12:25
Mine's all shriveled up
from the water. I got maybe an inch.
:12:28
His is halfway down to his knees,
I swear to God.
:12:31
Give me a break.
:12:33
I swear to God, his knees. It was
giving me an inferiority complex.
:12:36
So I'm thinking this
circumcision thing we have done...
:12:39
...it's not just about clipping
innocent foreskin.
:12:42
It's about stunting its growth.
:12:44
You gotta be kidding.
:12:45
- I'm talking about Wilbert's schlong.
- Humongous.
:12:47
He didn't believe me.
:12:49
See that girl?
:12:51
Wilbert could tap her from here.
:12:53
It's tied to his leg
when it's not in use.
:12:55
Good guy. Smart as shit.
Lets me cheat off him.
:12:58
Ben is taken with Sylvia.
:12:59
Would you give it a rest?
:13:01
- My parents would die.
- Your parents?
:13:04
Her father's a big doctor
at Provident Hospital. Wealthy.
:13:08
You're way too low-class. You try to
take her out, her father would flip.
:13:12
Plus you're Jewish.
:13:14
Give it 45 minutes.
:13:16
You gotta take a shower with Wilbert.
:13:18
You will be amazed.
:13:21
You gotta be kidding.
:13:33
See you later, Ma.
:13:38
Ben's upstairs.
:13:39
You're not getting dressed?
:13:41
I'm a beatnik.
:13:42
That's some outfit.
:13:52
Ben, let's go!
:13:55
You're gonna go as reindeers?
:13:57
- We're Vikings.
- Vikings?