:00:43
Let's sort the buyers from the spyers,
the needy from the greedy
:00:46
and those who trust me
from the ones who don't.
:00:49
If you can't see value here,
:00:51
you're not shopping,
you're shoplifting.
:00:54
You see these goods?
Never seen daylight, moonlight,
:00:57
Israelites,
Fanny by the gaslight.
:01:00
Take a bag, come on.
I took one home last night -
:01:02
cost more than ten pound,
I can tell you.
:01:05
Anyone like jewellery?
Look at that one.
:01:07
Hand-made in ltaly,
hand-stolen in Stepney.
:01:10
It's as long as my arm,
not like something else.
:01:13
Don't think 'cos these boxes
are sealed, they're empty.
:01:16
Only the undertaker
sells empty boxes.
:01:18
By the look of you lot, I'd make
more money with my tape-measure.
:01:22
Here, one price, ten pound.
:01:24
- Did you say ten pound?
- Are you deaf?
:01:26
Bargain. I'll take one.
:01:28
Squeeze in. Left leg, right leg.
:01:30
They call it walking.
:01:32
You want one, darling?
That's it, they're waking up.
:01:35
Treat the wife -
treat somebody else's wife.
:01:38
It's more fun
if you don't get caught.
:01:40
You want one?
Show me a bit of life, then.
:01:43
It's no good standing
like one o'clock half struck.
:01:45
These are not stolen -
they're just not paid for.
:01:48
Can't get 'em again,
they've changed the locks.
:01:51
Can't come back -
I'll have sold out.
:01:54
Nice bit of stuff.
:01:55
"Too late" will be the cry
when the bargains pass you by.
:01:57
If you've no money on you,
:01:59
you'll cry tears
big as October cabbages.