:29:00
You know, they get a bit silly
at that period.
:29:02
She comes back
from the doctor's last week.
:29:04
She's had the new lesbian operation:
:29:06
A- Strap-a-dick-to-me.
:29:09
Whas a-strap-a-dick-to-me?
:29:11
Strap a dick to me.
Strap a dick to me?
:29:14
Oh! He strapped
a dick to him.
:29:16
Apparently it was just a spastic
trying to get to the bar for a drink.
:29:20
Bettina, you have no idea
how relieved I am...
:29:23
that the weight of drugs
have gone from my head.
:29:26
But why has he never discussed
this new direction with me?
:29:30
We all need something
to hold on to, don't we?
:29:34
Hey! Somebody farted.
I can smell shit somewhere.
:29:37
Hey, is Salman Rushdie himself.
:29:42
What you're smelling here,
folks, is a satanic asshole.
:29:45
If there's any of Rafsanjohnny's
mates in here,
:29:49
slip me a tenner and
I'll shoot the bastard for ya.
:29:52
[Crowd Laughing Uproariously]
:29:54
If you fuckers all left town
on the same day, we'd have two
hours extra bleeding daylight.
:29:58
- You know why the fuckers smell so bad?
- Piss off!
:30:01
- Give the blind a chance to avoid them.
- You fuckin' bitch!
:30:04
I went to the doctor this
morning and said, "Got any more
sleeping pills for the wife?"
:30:10
- He says, "Why?"
- Will you let us through, please?
:30:13
[All Chattering At Once]
:30:18
You should be more careful, Bettina.
:30:20
I like a plucky girl.
:30:22
So this is the celebrated
Northern English culture?
:30:25
I will inform the police
of this disgust.
:30:28
Hmph. They were sittin'
at the next table.
:30:43
- ### [Jazz] ###
- [Bettina] She says, "What?
Is this too kinky for you?"
:30:46
He says, "Oh, no, I already fucked
your cat and shat in your handbag."
:30:57
Good. Now, bring here
the dark younger pussy...