:03:02
named Jesus Christ.
:03:04
And in some areas,
like the South of Spain,
:03:06
it's become
a lamentable spectacle.
:03:10
Lamentable?
:03:11
There's your first word.
:03:13
-They'll fire me at the paper.
-Good. You can start writing for real.
:03:17
A lamentable spectacle
:03:19
for...
:03:21
-...fools.
-Fools.
:03:22
Underlining bad taste
:03:23
and vulgarity,
:03:26
marked by the absurd.
:03:28
Absurd doesn't fit.
:03:30
On this holiday, the Andalucian
wears his best.
:03:34
The navy blue suit,
:03:36
that fine linen shirt
:03:38
made from mantilla,
:03:40
and of course,
:03:41
the ornamental ''peineta''.
:03:44
-''Peineta'', backwards.
-Not to mention the thousands
:03:46
of repressed who pay
:03:48
to dress up like KKK members,
:03:50
generally known as ''the hoods''.
:03:53
-Does ''hoods'' fit?
-ln singular form.
:03:55
Let's see, what else...
:03:58
The whole thing is
definitively apish,
:04:03
and virtually inescapable.
:04:05
To make matters worse,
:04:08
every year the same processions,
same times, same places...
:04:12
which makes the Holy Week
:04:14
an intolerable bore.
:04:17
And if that doesn't
turn you on,
:04:20
you can even go to a bullfight.
:04:22
Although we recommend
:04:24
taking a little trip...
:04:26
-Shit! Tahiti.
-Tahiti.
:04:28
A place to flee from Sevillian
idiosyncracies.
:04:32
-How's that?
-Too many blanks.
:04:36
You can fix it up later.
:04:38
Some illiterate will do it
anyway.
:04:40
-Thanks for the help.
-You're welcome.
:04:43
Your turn to wash up.
:04:52
l'm going to give
a master class.
:04:54
See you later at Ariadna's?
:04:56
l might drop by.