2:30:01
um, which is one
of many amusing incidents.
2:30:04
Thanks.
I'll think about it.
2:30:06
Or, in the biggerhardback variety,
there's--
2:30:09
l'm sorry.
Canyoujustgive me a second?
2:30:16
Excuse me.
2:30:18
- Yes ?
- Bad news.
2:30:21
What ?
2:30:22
We've got a security camera
in this bit ofthe shop.
2:30:26
So ?
2:30:27
So I saw you put that book
down your trousers.
2:30:31
- What book ?
- The one down your trousers.
2:30:35
I don't have a book
down my trousers.
2:30:38
Right.
2:30:40
ltellyou what.
Um, l'll call thepolice, and, um,
2:30:43
if I'm wrong about the whole
"book down the trousers" scenario,
2:30:46
I really apologize.
2:30:48
Okay. What if... I did
have a book down my trousers ?
2:30:53
Well, ideally,
when l went back to the desk,
2:30:56
you'd remove the Cadogan Guide
to Bali from your trousers...
2:31:01
and either wipe it
and put it back or buy it.
2:31:05
I'll see you in a sec.
2:31:07
I'm sorry about that.
2:31:10
No, it's fi ne.
2:31:12
I was gonna steal one,
but now I've changed my mind.
2:31:16
Oh, signed by the author,
I see.
2:31:19
Um, yeah, couldn't stop him.
2:31:22
Ifyou can fi nd an unsigned one,
it's worth an absolute fortune.
2:31:27
Excuse me.
2:31:28
- Yes ?
- Can I have your autograph ?
2:31:30
Uh, sure.
2:31:35
- What's your name ?
- Rufus.
2:31:43
What does it say ?
2:31:45
That's my signature. And above it, it
says, "Dear Rufus, you belong in jail."
2:31:50
Good one.
2:31:54
- Do you want my phone number ?
- Tempting.
2:31:58
But... no.
Thankyou.