:48:04
Bollocks ! Bollocks !
:48:07
- Have you seen my glasses ?
- No, afraid not.
:48:09
Big, big bollocks !
Average day, my glasses are everywhere.
:48:13
Everywhere l look
there's a pair of glasses.
:48:16
But when l want to go to the cinema,
they've vanished.
:48:19
lt's one of life's real cruelties.
:48:20
That's compared to, like,
earthquakes in the Far East
or testicular cancer, is it ?
:48:24
Oh, shit.
ls that the time ?
:48:26
Thanks for all your help
on the glasses thing.
:48:30
Oh, you're welcome.
Did you find them ?
:48:32
- Sort of.
- Great.
:49:03
So who left who ?
:49:05
- Uh, she left me.
- Why ?
:49:08
- She saw through me.
- Uh-oh.
:49:11
That's not good.
:49:14
You can give me
Anna Scott any day.
:49:16
l didn't like her last film. Fell asleep
as soon as the lights went down.
:49:19
l don't really care
what the film's like.
:49:21
Any film with her in,
it's fine by me.
:49:26
She's not my type at all.
l prefer the other one.
:49:28
You know, blonde, sweet-looking.
:49:30
You know, what's-her-name.
:49:32
Has an orgasm every time
you take her out for a cup of coffee.
:49:34
Meg Ryan.
:49:37
No, she's too wholesome.
The point about Miss Scott is...
:49:40
she's got that twinkle in her eyes.
:49:43
Probably drug-induced.
Spends most of her life in bloody rehab.
:49:45
Well, whatever.
She's so clearly up for it.
:49:48
You see, most girls, they're all like,
""Stay away, chum.""
:49:51
But Anna,
she is absolutely gagging for it.
:49:57
Do you know that in over 50°%
of the languages,
:49:59
the word for ""actress"" is
the same as the word for ""prostitute"" ?