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% Without saying a word %
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% You can light up the dark %
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- [ Hands Clapping ]
- % Try as I may, I can never explain %
:38:20
- % What I hear when you
don't say a thing %
- [ Party Poppers Popping ]
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Having you here, Anna, firmly
establishes what I've long suspected--
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that we really are the most
desperate lot of underachievers.
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- [ Bernie ] Shame.
- I'm not saying it's a bad thing.
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in fact, I think it's something
we should take pride in.
:38:39
I'm gonna give the last brownie
as a prize...
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to the saddest act here.
:38:45
- Uh-oh.
- Bern.
:38:47
Yeah, all right.
Well, obviously, it's me, isn't it?
:38:50
I mean, I work in the city in a job
I don't understand,
:38:53
and everyone keeps
getting promoted above me.
:38:56
I haven't had a girlfriend since--
well, since puberty.
:38:58
And... nobody fancies me.
:39:01
And if these cheeks get any chubbier,
they never will.
:39:04
- Nonsense. I fancy you.
- Really?
:39:08
Yeah. Or I did
before you got so fat.
:39:10
[ Max ] You see.
And unless I'm much mistaken,
:39:13
your job still pays you
rather a lot of money...
:39:16
whilst Honey here
earns 20 pence a week...
:39:18
flogging her guts out
in London's worst record store.
:39:21
Yes! And I haven't got hair.
I've got feathers.
:39:24
And I've got funny goggly eyes.
And I'm attracted to cruel men.
:39:28
And, actually,
no one will marry me...
:39:30
because, um, my boosies
have actually started shrinking.
:39:33
- [ Max ] You see, it's incredibly sad.
- But on the other hand,
:39:36
her best friend is Anna Scott.
:39:37
That's true. I can't deny it.
She needs me. What can I say?
:39:42
And most of her limbs work, whereas
I'm stuck in this thing day and night,
:39:45
in a house full of ramps.
:39:47
And to add insult
to serious injury,
:39:50
I've totally given up smoking,
my favorite thing.
:39:55
And, um, well, the truth is,