:10:02
Nothing.
:10:04
Why don't you just tell Anne
that you're not into hypnosis...
:10:06
and you wanna play poker
with us?
:10:07
I can't do that.
She'll get all pissed off...
:10:09
and, besides, I think the guy
might actually be able to help.
:10:13
I mean,
he did help Anne lose weight.
:10:16
Peter, she's anorexic.
:10:17
Yeah, I know.
:10:19
The guy's really good.
:10:22
Yeah, well, I don't think any
occupational hypnotherapist...
:10:24
is gonna help you solve
any of your problems.
:10:26
Hey, and speaking of problems...
:10:28
what's this I hear about you
having problems...
:10:29
with your T.P.S. reports?
:10:31
SAMIR:
Yeah. Didn't you get that memo?
:10:35
TOM: Hey! Hey, guys! Peter!
:10:37
SAMIR: ls that Smykowski?
:10:40
-Samir!
-What's he doing?
:10:41
MICHAEL: Oh, probably workin' on
another heart attack.
:10:43
TOM: I've been lookin'
all over for you guys!
:10:45
Have you seen this?
I knew it. I knew it.
:10:47
PETER: What?
It's a staff meeting. So what?
:10:49
TOM: So what?
We're all screwed. That's what.
:10:52
They're gonna downsize lnitech.
:10:53
SAMIR: What are you talking
about? How do you know that?
:10:56
TOM: How do I know? They're
bringing in a consultant.
:10:58
That's how I know.
:10:59
That's what this staff meeting's
all about.
:11:01
It happened
at lnitrode last year.
:11:03
You have to interview
with this consultant.
:11:05
They call them
efficiency experts...
:11:06
but what you're really doing...
:11:08
is interviewing
for your own job.
:11:09
MICHAEL: Every week you say
you're gonna lose your job...
:11:11
and you're still here.
:11:12
TOM: Not this time. I bet
I'm the first one laid off.
:11:14
The thought of having to go to
the state unemployment office...
:11:16
and stand in line
with those scumbags...
:11:19
SAMIR: Shit.
:11:21
TOM: You know there are people
in this world...
:11:23
that don't have to put up
with all this shit?
:11:26
Like that guy
that invented the pet rock.
:11:29
You see,
that's what you have to do.
:11:32
You have to use your mind...
:11:34
and come up with some really
great idea like that...
:11:36
and you can make millions--
never have to work again.
:11:39
MICHAEL: You think the pet rock
was a really great idea?
:11:41
Sure it was.
:11:43
The guy made a million dollars.
:11:47
You know, I had an idea
like that once...
:11:50
a long time ago.
:11:53
PETER: Really? What was it, Tom?
:11:55
Well, all right.
:11:57
It was
a "Jump to Conclusions" mat.