Office Space
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:16:02
Fuckin' "A," man.
:16:04
Lawrence, what would you do
if you had a million dollars?

:16:09
I'll tell you what I'd do, man.
:16:12
Two chicks
at the same time, man.

:16:18
That's it?
:16:20
If you had a million dollars...
:16:21
you'd do two chicks
at the same time?

:16:23
Damn straight. I've always
wanted to do that, man.

:16:26
I think if I were a millionaire,
I could hook that up, too...

:16:29
'cause chicks dig dudes
with money.

:16:31
Well, not all chicks.
:16:32
The type of chicks that would
double up on a dude like me do.

:16:35
Good point.
:16:36
LAWRENCE: What about you, now?
What would you do?

:16:38
Besides two chicks
at the same time?

:16:40
Well, yeah.
:16:41
Nothing.
:16:43
Nothin', huh?
:16:45
I would relax.
:16:47
I would sit on my ass all day.
:16:51
I would do nothing.
:16:52
You don't need a million dollars
to do nothin', man.

:16:55
Take a look at my cousin.
:16:57
He's broke, don't do shit.
:17:02
NINA: Corporate accounts
payable. Nina speaking.

:17:05
Just a moment.
:17:06
Corporate accounts payable.
Nina speaking.

:17:09
Just a moment.
:17:11
Corporate accounts payable.
Nina speaking.

:17:13
Just a moment.
:17:15
BILL:
So, you should ask yourself...

:17:17
with every decision you make...
:17:20
"ls this good for the company?
:17:22
"Am I helping with..."
:17:24
PETER: ls that the guy?
:17:25
TOM: Yeah. We're screwed.
:17:28
BILL: OK, then, um...
:17:31
I'd like to go ahead
and welcome, uh...

:17:34
a new member to our team here.
:17:36
This is, uh...
:17:39
Bob Slydell.
:17:42
Yeah. Uh...
:17:44
Bob is a consultant.
:17:47
Yeah. He's gonna be
sort of, uh...

:17:51
helping us out...
:17:52
a little here...
:17:54
asking some questions...
:17:56
maybe seeing
if there are some ways...

:17:57
we can make things run
a little more smoothly...


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