:34:00
I could set the building
on fire.
:34:05
-Peter.
-Michael.
:34:07
What the hell's going on, man?
:34:09
I thought you'd come in here
and start shooting.
:34:10
No. I just came to get
my address book.
:34:13
I'm not gonna stay.
:34:14
I got a phone number,
Mike, that I don't wanna lose.
:34:16
MICHAEL: What?
Peter, you're in deep shit.
:34:18
You were supposed to come in
Saturday. What were you doing?
:34:21
PETER: Michael, I did nothing.
:34:24
I did absolutely nothing...
:34:25
and it was everything
that I thought it could be.
:34:28
MICHAEL: I hope you have
a better story for Lumbergh.
:34:31
You're supposed to be at your
interview with the consultants.
:34:34
PETER: The who?
:34:35
MICHAEL: The consultants.
What has gotten into you?
:34:39
PETER: Oh, yeah...right.
:34:43
MICHAEL: Wait, Peter.
You gotta postpone it, man.
:34:46
Tell 'em you've been sick.
Make something up.
:34:47
Oh, no way. No, I feel great.
:34:50
It's the best day of my life.
:34:54
SLYDELL: Next batter
looks like a Peter Gibbons.
:34:56
PORTER: Uh-huh.
:34:57
SLYDELL: Ah, there you are.
We were just talking about you.
:35:00
You must be Peter Gibbons.
:35:01
Uh-huh. Terrific.
:35:03
I'm Bob Slydell. This is
my associate Bob Porter.
:35:05
PETER: Oh, hi, Bob. Bob.
:35:07
SLYDELL: Grab a seat
and join us for a minute or two.
:35:11
You see, what we're
actually trying to do here...
:35:13
is we're just,
we're trying to get a feel...
:35:16
for how people spend their day
at work.
:35:18
So if you would...
:35:19
would you walk us through
a typical day for you?
:35:24
-Yeah.
-Great.
:35:26
PETER: Well, I generally come in
at least fifteen minutes late.
:35:30
Uh, I use the side door.
:35:33
That way Lumbergh can't see me.
:35:36
And after that, I just sort of
space out for about an hour.
:35:40
PORTER: Uh, "space out"?
:35:42
PETER: Yeah.
:35:43
I just stare at my desk.
:35:45
But it looks like I'm working.
:35:47
I do that for probably
another hour after lunch, too.
:35:51
I'd say in a given week...
:35:53
I probably only do
about fifteen minutes...
:35:54
of real, actual work.
:35:59
SLYDELL: Peter,
would you be a good sport...