:49:00
filling out useless forms...
:49:01
and listening
to eight different bosses...
:49:03
drone on
about mission statements.
:49:05
I told those fudgepackers
I liked Michael Bolton's music.
:49:08
Ohh. That is not right, Michael.
:49:12
For five years now,
you've worked your ass off...
:49:15
hoping for a promotion,
profit sharing, or something.
:49:19
Five years...
:49:20
of your mid-twenties now gone.
:49:23
And you're gonna
go in tomorrow...
:49:25
they're gonna throw you
out on the street.
:49:27
You know why?
:49:29
So Bill Lumbergh's stock
will go up a quarter of a point.
:49:34
Ugh.
:49:35
Michael, let's make
that stock go down...
:49:37
and let's take enough money
out of that place...
:49:39
so that we never have
to sit in a cubicle ever again.
:49:44
Your software works, right?
:49:46
Of course it works.
That's not the point.
:49:49
Even if I wanted to, I wouldn't
know how to install it.
:49:52
I don't know the credit union's
software well enough. OK?
:49:54
Yeah. But Samir does.
:49:58
SAMIR:
But that's not much money.
:49:59
PETER: That's the beauty of it.
:50:01
Each withdrawal, it's a fraction
of a cent, too small to notice.
:50:05
But you take a few thousand
withdrawals a day...
:50:07
you space it out
over a couple of years...
:50:09
that's a few
hundred thousand dollars.
:50:11
It's like "Superman Ill."
:50:12
SAMIR: "Superman Ill"?
:50:14
I have to leave now.
I have to get my résumé ready.
:50:18
PETER: For another job where
they can fire you for no reason?
:50:22
SAMIR:
That's right. If I'm lucky.
:50:25
I'm tired of being
pushed around. Aren't you?
:50:29
Yes, but I'm not going to do
anything illegal.
:50:32
Illegal?
Samir, this is America.
:50:35
Come on. Sit down.
:50:38
Come on. This isn't Riyadh.
:50:40
They're not going
to saw your hands off here.
:50:43
The worst they'd do is put you
for a couple of months...
:50:46
into a white-collar,
minimum-security resort.
:50:49
Shit, we should be so lucky.
They have conjugal visits there.
:50:53
-Really?
-Yes.
:50:54
MICHAEL: Shit!
:50:56
I'm a free man. I haven't had
a conjugal visit in six months.
:50:59
So what do you think?