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1:11:01
Yeah.
Who'd you think I meant? Bill?

1:11:06
Her fucking--Her children
would have hooves.

1:11:10
Ron's not related to Bill,
is he?

1:11:12
[Knock on door]
1:11:13
SAMIR: Who's that?
1:11:16
All right, nobody panic.
1:11:18
Probably just Lawrence.
1:11:23
Good evening, sir.
My name is Steve.

1:11:25
I come from a rough area.
1:11:26
I used to be addicted
to crack...

1:11:28
but now I'm off
and trying to stay clean.

1:11:30
That is why I'm selling
magazine subscriptions.

1:11:33
-No, no.
-Wait a minute.

1:11:35
MICHAEL: You used to be
addicted to crack?

1:11:38
Yeah. Um...
1:11:41
Look, I'm very sorry.
1:11:43
I do not know anything
about any money laundering.

1:11:46
MICHAEL: We're not asking you
about money laundering.

1:11:48
All we need is for you
to hook us--

1:11:50
PETER: lf he doesn't
know anybody--

1:11:52
SAMIR: No. Wait a minute.
1:11:53
Look, you just give us
the name of one drug dealer.

1:11:56
I could talk to him.
I have good networking skill.

1:11:59
STEVE: I lied.
1:12:00
All that stuff I said
about being a crackhead...

1:12:03
just helps me sell magazines.
1:12:06
I'm actually an unemployed
software engineer.

1:12:12
-You're a software engineer?
-Yep.

1:12:15
Things, they must be
very rough for you.

1:12:18
Actually, man...
1:12:20
I make more money selling
magazine subscriptions...

1:12:22
than I ever did at lnitrode.
1:12:23
Heh. At lnitrode?
1:12:25
Wait a minute,
you're not gonna tell anybody...

1:12:27
about all this stuff
we told you.

1:12:29
I mean, we know a lot of
the same people. That's...

1:12:34
Actually, um,
that all depends.

1:12:42
What am I gonna do with
forty subscriptions to "Vibe"?

1:12:46
MICHAEL:
We never should have done this.

1:12:47
What were we thinking?
1:12:50
You know what I can't
figure out?

1:12:51
How is it that all these stupid
Neanderthal Mafia guys...

1:12:54
can be so good at crime...
1:12:56
and smart guys like us
can suck so badly at it?

1:12:58
SAMIR: We're new to it, though.

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