Office Space
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1:24:01
Aaaah!
1:24:05
CANIBUS RAPPING:
Yeah

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Yo, 6:00 every morning,
you're waking up yawnin'

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To the sound
of your alarm clock alarmin'

1:24:12
About an hour from now
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You should be
at your place of employment

1:24:15
Which is annoyin'
'cause it's so borin'

1:24:17
You coworkers are talking
1:24:18
LAWRENCE: Don't come back
in a dress, man.

1:24:20
Ha ha ha. You big fag.
1:24:22
CANIBUS RAPPING: You wonder
why your workload is so enormous

1:24:25
'Cause your boss just laid
off 3/4 of the whole office

1:24:28
People get depressed,
they get ulcers

1:24:30
From the stress that
the corporate environment causes

1:24:33
Regardless of how
you ultimately wanna solve this

1:24:36
Seems to me like you've
got one of four choices

1:24:38
You can take a new job offer
for more chips

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Stick it out a little longer
or forfeit

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But my advice to anybody--
1:24:45
JOANNA: I'm working
at Hooters now, you know...

1:24:46
and it's very cool.
1:24:48
BIZ MARKIE SINGING:
Take this job and shove it

1:24:51
I ain't working here no more
1:24:54
Take this job and shove it
1:24:56
I ain't working here no more
1:24:59
Take this job and shove it
1:25:01
CANIBUS RAPPING: Just shove it,
take this job and shove it

1:25:04
BIZ MARKIE SINGING:
Take this job, take this job

1:25:07
take this job and shove it,
shove it

1:25:09
CANIBUS RAPPING:
Yo, if your boss is a S.O.B.

1:25:11
Tell him to s-h-o-v-e the j-o-b
1:25:14
Put your middle finger
up slowly

1:25:17
Put it close enough to his face
so he can examine it closely

1:25:20
Say "l ain't working here
no more

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"Who do you think you are?"
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Whip the apron off,
throw it on the floor

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Run to the door, to the pay
phone, make a toll-free call

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Tell your stocks what happened
and where you are

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So they can come
and get you in the car later on

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And help you search
for a new nine-to-five job

1:25:36
If the unemployment line
ain't that long

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You can take your time
filling out W-9 forms

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Eventually, you'll get on
if you try hard enough

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And you get money if you keep
punching your time card enough

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Maybe you hate it,
maybe you love it

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But if you hate it,
all you gotta do

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Is get mad
and tell your boss to

1:25:52
BIZ MARKIE SINGING:
Take this job and shove it

1:25:54
I ain't working here no more
1:25:57
Take this job and shove it
1:25:59
I ain't working here no more

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