Pirates of Silicon Valley
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- Mr. Roberts?
- Yes, sir, Mr. Allen.

:12:04
I tell you, I believe that we've
got one hot product here.

:12:08
The reason I can speak that way is
because I've taken over 50 calls...

:12:12
...from people wanting to come to
work with us on this Altair project.

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So here's the deal.
:12:19
I snuck two women into my room.
:12:23
And they're naked.
:12:25
I mean, like, really naked.
:12:27
You know, like, gorgeous naked.
:12:32
So don't say I never
did anything for you...

:12:35
...because they're waiting
for you right now.

:12:38
Drop dead, Ballmer.
:12:40
Oh, and I told them...
:12:42
...that you were writing
a computer language...

:12:45
...and right away,
they start moaning for it.

:12:48
"Oh, computer languages.
:12:51
Oh, Fortran.
:12:52
Oh, Fortran."
:12:57
Will you cut it out, Steve.
:12:59
Excuse me, I'm just trying
to save you guys from...

:13:04
...wasting your entire
Harvard reading week...

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...over this Traf-O-Data simulator...
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...while everyone else
is out getting drunk or laid.

:13:15
- Paul, are those parts binary?
- I give up. I give up.

:13:18
I give up. I give up.

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