Runaway Bride
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spaz out with excess
flirtatious energy,

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and it just lands
on anything male that moves.

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Anything male that moves?
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As opposed to anything male
that doesn't?

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Well, like certain kinds of coral.
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I'm definitely going to have
to kill myself today.

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Why?
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Because you think I'm all like,
"Hey, man, check me out."

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No, I don't.
I think you're like...

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"I'm charming and mysterious
in a way that even I don't understand,

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and something about me is crying out
for protection from a big man like you."

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It's very hard to compete with.
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Especially as... married women
who've lost our mystery.

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Lost-- You have--
You are totally mysterious.

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No. I'm weird.
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Weird and mysterious
are two very different things.

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- I'm weird.
- No, you're quirky.

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Quirky and weird
are two very different things.

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Peggy, I think there
is a distinct possibility...

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that I am profoundly
and irreversibly screwed up.

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Despite that,
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I love you and I promise...
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to no longer flirt with Cory.
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Maggie, I'm not worried
about you and Cory,

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or me and Cory,
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or you being
irreversibly screwed up.

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Maggie, you've been like this
since we were kids.


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