:58:29
[Maggie Crowing]
:58:32
[Crowing Continues]
:58:36
[Crowing]
:58:43
Freeze. Oh, hold on to those covers.
I didn't come to see Ike Junior.
:58:48
[Sighs] I take it the desk clerk
is one of your many admirers.
:58:55
So, your notes made for...
interesting reading.
:59:00
What's your point?
:59:02
My point is, once again,
you're getting it all wrong.
:59:05
And that's not gonna improve
your reputation,
:59:08
and it's not very flattering
to me either.
:59:11
So, I decided that I would
help you write the truth.
:59:16
- [Chuckles] Really?
- Mm-hmm.
:59:18
Oh.
:59:22
I've decided to cooperate
and let you interview me...
:59:27
- for $1,000.
- [Groans]
:59:31
I want a big wedding
and a killer dress.
:59:33
And for a grand, I will answer all your
questions and let you follow me around.
:59:40
The magazine does not
spend money for stories.
:59:45
- It's not what you would call ethical.
- Oh.
:59:47
I meant you.
:59:50
I figured you probably
got severance or expenses or both.
:59:55
I'm guessing
that you're writing on spec.
:59:59
And with a first-person interview,
you might actually sell that thing.