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- Listen closely. He slurs.
- [Laughing]
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In the tradition...
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that has grown over the years,
it is now toast time.
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First up, our host,
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Lou "A Honey of a Beekeeper" Trout.
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[Applause]
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[Whistles]
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May the groom's heart
be filled with hope...
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and the bride's feet
filled with lead.
1:25:29
[Crowd Laughing]
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May the pitter-patter of little feet
not be Maggie's.
1:25:38
[Crowd Laughing]
1:25:45
- May the gifts be returnable.
- [Man] I took mine back.
1:25:50
You know the old saying,
"You're not losing a daughter"?
1:25:55
Well, I'd like to.
1:25:57
[Crowd Laughing]
1:26:00
[Walter]Maggie may not be
Hale's longest running joke,
1:26:05
- but she is certainly the fastest.
- [Mouthing Words]
1:26:11
Good one, Dad.
1:26:13
[Cindy] Walter, maybe
Mr. Graham will say something.
1:26:18
Ah, here we are. Would you like
to say something, Mr. Graham?
1:26:22
Yeah, just a minute.
I don't know yet. You okay?
1:26:27
Come on, Ike. Take a shot at Maggie
live. It's more fun than print.
1:26:32
Excuse me?
1:26:35
It's a joke.
They're kidding, Ike.
1:26:38
- Yeah, come on. Let's go.
- [Banging Cups]
1:26:42
- [Banging Continues]
- All right. We'll have a toast!
1:26:46
[All Shouting Agreement]
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To Maggie's family and friends.
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May you find yourselves...
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the bull's-eye of an easy target.