:04:00
Can I have five tickets to
Terrance and Phillip "Asses of Fire"?
:04:03
No.
:04:06
What do you mean?
:04:07
"Asses of Fire" is rated R by the
Motion Picture Association of America.
:04:11
You must be accompanied
by a parent or guardian.
:04:14
- Why?
- This movie has naughty language!
:04:16
Next, please.
:04:18
- This can't be happening.
- We have to see it.
:04:21
Screw it.
It probably isn't good anyway.
:04:23
Cartman, what do you mean?
You love Terrance and Phillip.
:04:25
But the animation's all crappy.
:04:29
Wait. I've got an idea.
:04:31
Hi. I want six tickets
to "Asses of Fire".
:04:34
This movie may not be appropriate
for the little ones.
:04:37
He says this movie
isn't appropriate for you.
:04:39
Mr. Homeless Guy,
if you don't want $10...
:04:42
...to buy a bottle of vodka,
then be my guest.
:04:44
Six tickets, please.
:04:49
- Let me have some candy.
- Let's see.
:04:51
I don't have any Jewish candy.
:04:53
Like you need
all that chocolate, fat boy!
:04:55
The movie's starting.
:05:01
Hooray!
:05:02
Terrance, what did the Spanish priest
say to the Iranian gynecologist?
:05:06
I don't know, Phillip. What?
:05:10
Where do they find this stuff?
:05:12
You're such a pig-fucker, Phillip.
:05:14
What did he say?
:05:15
Why'd you call me a pig-fucker?
:05:17
Well, let's see.
First of all, you fuck pigs.
:05:20
Oh, yeah.
:05:22
Well, fuck my ass and call me a bitch.
:05:26
You shit-faced cockmaster.
:05:29
"Shit-faced cockmaster."
:05:30
You donkey-raping shit-eater.
:05:32
"Donkey-raping shit-eater."
:05:35
- You'd fuck your uncle!
- You'd fuck your uncle!
:05:39
Shut your fucking face
Uncle fucker
:05:41
You're a cocksucking
Ass-licking uncle-fucker
:05:44
Yes, it's true
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you
:05:47
Shut your fucking face
Uncle fucker
:05:49
You're the one that fucked your uncle
Uncle fucker
:05:52
You don't eat or mow the lawn
You fuck your uncle all day long