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:37:02
No, I'm being serious.
It is the seventh sign.

:37:05
What?
:37:06
Behold...
:37:07
...the first signs of my reign
have all come true:

:37:10
The fall of an empire,
the coming of a comet...

:37:12
...and now, when the blood of
these Canadians touches American soil...

:37:17
...it will be our time to rise.
:37:21
Yeah, man, I'm getting so hot!
Let's fuck!

:37:24
Do you always think about sex?
I'm talking about important stuff here.

:37:27
I'm just excited about taking over
the world! Come on!

:37:31
Is sex the only thing
that matters to you?

:37:33
I love you.
:37:36
I want to believe that.
:37:37
What do you say we shut off
that light and get close?

:37:44
You like that, don't you, bitch?
:37:50
We can use my dad's computer to call
the kids together.

:37:53
Before we put a message out,
do a search on "clitoris".

:37:58
"Found: Eight million pages
with the word 'clitoris'."

:38:01
I'll just try the first one.
"You must be 18 to enter this website."

:38:05
"Welcome to German Sick Fetish Video."
:38:07
"If you are under 18, do not..."
Well, okay.

:38:13
It's a lady getting pooed on!
:38:15
- Is it Cartman's mom?
- Very funny.

:38:17
It is Cartman's mom!
:38:21
Son of a bit...!
:38:24
Lke, you're too young for this stuff.
:38:25
Bullshitah.
:38:26
What's she doing now?
:38:33
Click it off, dude!
:38:35
What's wrong with German people?
:38:37
Let's do what we came here to do
and put a message out.

:38:40
I've gotta put out
an all-access e-mail.

:38:42
- Goddamn, your mom sucks!
- Get to the message board!

:38:45
Can't find a Canadian server.
I'll break into the mainframe.

:38:48
They've got an access code!
:38:50
I'll try to re-route the encryptions.
:38:55
Here we go. "Want to help
Terrance and Phillip?"

:38:58
"Sneak out after you get tucked into bed
tonight and meet at Carl's warehouse."


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