South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut
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:39:02
- Tell them we'll have punch and pie.
- We're not.

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More people will come if they think
we have punch and pie!

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"Punch and pie."
:39:10
"This is top-secret.
The password is..."

:39:13
"La Résistance."
:39:16
So the draft will begin tomorrow...
:39:18
... as more troops are needed
to invade the Canadian border.

:39:20
The Canadian government pleads
for a peaceful resolution...

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... but we're not listening.
:39:25
Good night, hon.
:39:26
Mom, when will the war be over?
:39:29
I don't know, hon. Soon, we hope.
You want it to end quickly, huh?

:39:35
- Mom?
- Yes, hon?

:39:37
If you were in a German "scheiße" video,
you'd tell me, right?

:39:42
Sure, hon. Good night.
:39:53
There's a ghost!
:39:56
Kenny, is that you?
:40:00
Satan? Satan is coming here?
:40:02
Saddam Hussein?
That doesn't make sense!

:40:08
Eric, what is it?
:40:09
I saw him! I saw Kenny!
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You poor dear.
:40:12
You've been through so much.
:40:14
I bet him he couldn't light a fart
on fire, and now he's pissed off.

:40:17
I can't say "pissed off"?
:40:21
The execution of Terrance and Phillip
is imminent.

:40:23
Soon, Saddam and I will rule the world.
:40:28
I got some new luggage
for our trip up to Earth.

:40:30
Let's fuck to celebrate!
:40:32
What's it like up on Earth?
Tell me about it again.

:40:34
Let's not talk. Let's get busy.
:40:37
Remember when you first got here?
:40:39
We used to talk all night,
until the sun came up.

:40:42
We would just lie in bed and talk.
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Because I was waiting to
get you in bed.

:40:47
How come you always want to make love
to me from behind?

:40:49
Is it because you want to pretend
I'm somebody else?

:40:52
Satan, your ass is gigantic and red.
:40:54
Who am I gonna pretend you are?
Liza Minnelli?

:40:59
Don't get all pissy!

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