:45:02
...so I'll go myself.
:45:04
No! We're going!
:45:06
We started "La Résistance". We'll get
them and meet at the rendezvous point.
:45:09
This will be very dangerous.
Are you quite sure?
:45:12
Fuck that!
:45:13
Do you want that V-chip in you forever?
We'll go. Let's run through the plan.
:45:27
Oh, boy! Military action, Ned!
Let's kill us some goddamn Australians!
:45:32
I think we're fighting Canadians.
:45:34
Canadians, Australians,
what's the difference?
:45:36
This uniform makes me feel like
a tough, brute man, Mr. Hat.
:45:41
It sure does, Mr. Garrison.
:45:42
I can't wait
for our first shore leave...
:45:44
...so I can get me
some fucking poon tang.
:45:48
Pay attention! Tomorrow night is
the USO show for all you troops.
:45:52
There will be celebrities, followed by
the execution of Terrance and Phillip.
:45:57
After the show, we will finally be
sending ground troops into Canada.
:46:01
So let's strategize.
:46:02
Map!
:46:04
Our sources have told us
that the Canadians...
:46:06
...are preparing for our invasion,
so we must use caution.
:46:09
Each battalion has
a specific code name and mission.
:46:12
Battalion 5, raise your hands.
:46:14
You will be the all-important
first attack wave...
:46:16
...which we will call
"Operation Human Shield".
:46:19
Wait a minute!
:46:20
Keep in mind Operation Human Shield
will suffer heavy losses.
:46:23
Battalion 14?
:46:25
Right. You are
Operation Get-Behind-the-Darkies.
:46:28
You will follow Battalion 5.
Try not to get killed, for God's sake.
:46:32
Are there any questions?
:46:34
Yes, soldier.
:46:35
Have you ever heard
of the Emancipation Proclamation?
:46:37
I don't listen to hip-hop.
:46:39
After that, we will march into
the heart of Canada, and we will...
:46:43
I'm gonna get you!
:46:45
What's wrong with this thing?
:46:47
It's fucking Windows 98!
:46:49
Get Bill Gates in here!
:46:54
You told us Windows 98 would be faster,
with better access to the Internet!
:46:58
It is faster. Over 5 million...