:48:01
You may get stabbed in the head
With a dagger or a sword
:48:05
You may be burned to death
Or skinned alive or worse
:48:08
But when they torture you
You will not feel the need to run
:48:11
For though you die,
"La Résistance" lives on
:48:14
Blame Canada
Blame Canada
:48:17
Because the country's gone awry
Tomorrow night these freaks will fry
:48:21
Tomorrow night
Our lives will change
:48:24
Tomorrow night
We'll be entertained
:48:27
An execution, what a sight
Tomorrow night
:48:31
Up there, there's so much room
Where babies burp and flowers bloom
:48:34
Tomorrow night up there is doomed
And so I will be going soon
:48:37
Shut your fucking face
Uncle fucker
:48:39
You're a boner-biting bastard
Uncle fucker
:48:42
- Looks like we may be out of luck
- Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked
:48:46
Why did our mothers start this war
What the fuck are they fighting for
:48:48
When did this song become a marathon
:48:51
When Canada is dead and gone
There'll be no more Celine Dion
:48:54
They may cut your dick in half
And serve it to a pig
:48:57
And though it hurts, you'll laugh
And dance a dickless jig
:49:00
That's the way it goes
In war you're shat upon
:49:03
Though you die
"La Résistance" lives on
:49:18
I'm so excited. Just one more day
until we can take over the world.
:49:22
I don't know if I can sleep,
if you know what I mean.
:49:25
This book talks about how people
communicate differently.
:49:29
I communicate by wanting you
to ask me questions, and you...
:49:32
That is interesting. Let's fuck!
:49:34
Saddam, I'm trying to have
a nice conversation with you!
:49:39
Now that is just not appropriate!
:49:41
Come on, I'm just fucking with you!
It's not real!
:49:44
- Well, that's still not appropriate.
- Hey, daddy.
:49:48
It's not real, either! Come on, guy!
:49:57
Soon the world will belong to me.