Stigmata

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Living things Iike IiIac
and... and hedgehogs and...

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Beer and... cheesecake.

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Beer and cheesecake.
Did you know monks invented aIcohoI?

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- Yeah. Everybody knows that.
- You knew that?

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Yeah.

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WeII, anyway, to get back to the big hoIe.
There reaIIy...

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There reaIIy isn't any expIanation.

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And, I figured that
there was something more than

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weII, more important than
organic chemistry going on,

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and I figured that... it was God.

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And that God was responsibIe
for aII this... Iife.

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- I reaIIy can't get a Iine on you.
- Why not?

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- I can't understand a man who's never...
- Never made Iove to a woman?

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WeII, this may come
as a great surprise to you, but

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I wasn't born a priest.

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- You didn't Iike it?
- What's not to Iike?

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- But you don't miss it?
- Yes, of course I miss it.

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I mean, I'm human, you know.

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I struggIe with it, but I've made a choice.
BasicaIIy, I've exchanged

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one set of compIications for another.