1:38:08
- You readin' the rules, Homer?
- Mm-hmm.
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What are they?
1:38:16
Uh...
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"Please don't smoke
in bed."
1:38:22
We already heard
that one, Homer.
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"Two: Please don't operate the grinder
or press if you've been drinking."
1:38:30
"Three: Please don't go up
to the roof to eat your lunch."
1:38:34
That's the best place
to eat lunch.
1:38:36
"Four: Please,
even if you are very hot,
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do not go up
to the roof to sleep."
1:38:42
What do they think, go up
to the roof to sleep?
1:38:45
- They must think we're crazy.
- They think we dumb niggers,
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so we need some dumb rules,
is what they think.
1:38:50
The last one.
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"There should be no going up
on the roof at night."
1:38:56
Now, why don't they just
say, "Don't go up on the roof"?
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- That's it?
- That's it.
1:39:04
- Hmm.
- It don't mean nothin' at all.
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- And all this time
I been wonderin' about 'em.
- They outrageous, them rules.
1:39:15
Who live
in this cider house?
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Who grindin' up those apples,
pressin' that cider,
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cleanin' up all this mess?
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Who just plain live here,
just breathin' in that vinegar?
1:39:40
Well, someone who don't
live here made those rules.
1:39:47
These rules
ain't for us.
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We the ones supposed
to make our own rules.
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And we do.
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Every single day.