The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human
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:02:03
The male gives the Great Warrior
sheaths of thin, green tree bark...

:02:08
hoping that the color
will satisfy the Great Warrior...

:02:10
and he will
allow the male to enter.

:02:13
The Great Warrior is pleased.
:02:15
He places a symbol of ink
upon the male's hand...

:02:18
proof to the world
that the male is ready to mate.

:02:27
His new surroundings
are pleasing to him, familiar.

:02:33
He has been to sacred meeting grounds
such as this before.

:02:41
He makes his way
to the long, elevated surface...

:02:43
where he will consume
small amounts of fermented grain...

:02:46
in the hopes that it will make him
more appealing to a potential mate.

:02:51
In fact,
it has the opposite effect.

:02:53
The fermented grain makes all females
more appealing to him.

:03:00
Well, almost all.
:03:03
This one, he feels, lacks the correct
genetic stock for motherhood.

:03:09
This one would make
a better father than mother.

:03:12
The male would be redundant.
:03:28
This one is clearly reserved
for wealthy tribal chieftains.

:03:33
To prepare for mating, she sways
her hips and flails her behind...

:03:38
in an attempt to dislodge
her egg from her uterus.

:03:45
The male exhales sadly.
He knows his place in the pack.

:03:54
The female feels
the male's gaze upon her...

:03:58
and marks him as a potential
father of her future cubs.


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