:24:00
She is ready.
:24:06
The male has a much more
arduous task.
:24:09
He must appear strong
to the female...
:24:12
so strong that he doesn't care
how he appears.
:24:14
It is this appearance
he must strive for.
:24:18
He uses a hydrogen and oxygen
mixture with some animal fat...
:24:22
to remove the planet's
nourishment from his body.
:24:27
He debates over removing
the fur from his face...
:24:29
with an artificial
tooth of steel.
:24:31
He ponders this
for a long time...
:24:33
before deciding to keep the fur
as a display of his masculinity...
:24:37
then changes his mind again.
:24:41
Meticulously,
he combs his hair...
:24:43
making certain
that it appears uncombed.
:24:49
He covers his body with
the same vegetation as the female...
:24:53
then his upper torso
with the hair of one creature...
:24:56
and that with the hide
of another.
:24:59
Now he is ready.
:25:02
I shouldn't have shaved.
:25:12
The male and the female
feed on a meal...
:25:14
of dead Earth creature
and vegetation.
:25:18
Both herbivore and carnivore...
:25:20
the human is one of few animals
in the universe...
:25:22
that will eat
just about anything.
:25:32
I mean, come on now.
"I n computers" could mean anything.
:25:35
It doesn't matter.
:25:38
All right, if you won't
tell me what you do...
:25:39
will you at least tell me
why you won't tell me?
:25:42
Because guys find it
a turn off when girls...
:25:45
babble on about themselves
on the first date.
:25:49
- Tell me about your accounting firm.
- Oh, I can't.
:25:51
Government work
kind of stuff?
:25:55
Girls find it a turnoff
when guys babble on...
:25:57
about themselves
on a first date.