:44:04
Are you ready to take
this relationship to the next step?
:44:08
We just got to this step.
:44:10
I think you'll like it.
:44:15
Okay, sure.
If you think so.
:44:18
Yikes! An AIDS test?
You said I'd like this.
:44:19
Yikes! An AIDS test?
You said I'd like this.
:44:22
You're the one who's always
complaining that using a condom...
:44:24
is like taking a shower
in a raincoat.
:44:26
This way
I'll have my diaphragm...
:44:28
and we won't have
to worry about anything.
:44:30
- I wasn't worried until we got here.
- It's just a precaution.
:44:34
Besides, you said you haven't
been with that many women.
:44:37
Yeah, but they were all
sluts and drug addicts.
:44:39
Don't look at me
like that.
:44:41
Waterson, William?
:44:43
I don't want to be dying.
:44:45
They say you start dying
the moment you're born.
:44:47
Well, I want to stay dying
for another70 or 80 years.
:44:55
As true mating
grows ever nearer...
:44:57
the male seeks medical advice
from the large female.
:45:01
Instead, she sticks him
with needles and sucks out his blood.
:45:06
"What a bitch”,
thinks the male.
:45:09
Not to be outdone
by her partner...
:45:11
the female puts herself
through the same ordeal.
:45:15
But she, too, thinks that
the large female is a big, fat bitch.
:45:20
The male worries.
If his blood is tainted...
:45:23
he will not be able
to propagate his species.
:45:25
He takes it upon himself
to contact the large female...
:45:28
making sure to keep
his concerns well hidden.
:45:37
The female shares
these concerns as well.
:45:40
She, too, decides
to contact the large female.
:45:51
Hi. This is Jenny Smith.
:45:54
I'm calling for the results
of my HIV test.