The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human
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Thank you!
Thank you very much.

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You're so nice. Bye.
Whoo!

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Oh. I see.
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Are you sure?
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All right. Thank you.
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The male tells the pack
the horrific news.

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His blood is unclean,
he has learned.

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He can mate no longer.
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No human cub will ever
Carry his genes.

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- What exactly did they say?
- What's there to say?

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They got the results.
It's negative.

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Negative?
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Negative. My whole life
is one big, fat negative.

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Jimmy, come on!
That's not funny!

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You yutz.
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Billy, negative means
you don't have it.

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No. Negative means...
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- Are you sure?
- I'm pretty sure.

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Hallelujah
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The dance moves onward.
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The male sheds
the vulcanized vegetation...

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as nature deems it
no longer necessary for mating.

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The female prepares her self a circular
form of vulcanized vegetation...

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proportionally fitted
to her cervix.

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She spreads cream on it
for added taste.

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This is still not mating.
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The cream in question contains an active
ingredient known as spermicide...

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which preys on the chemical
makeup of semen...

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destroying it before
it can reach the female's womb.

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A microscopic view of the inner workings
Of spermicide may look like this...


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