:11:02
- Total coyote date.
- That´s harsh, bro.
:11:05
lt´s the truth.
:11:07
- What´s a coyote date?
- You don´t know?
:11:10
That´s when you wake up in the morning,
some ugly chick sleeping on your arm...
:11:15
and you´d rather gnaw it off
than have to wake her up.
:11:21
God, woman, you come prepared.
:11:26
Tell me who the special someone is.
:11:28
All will be revealed in due time.
:11:54
""Romeo and Juliet,"" a tale...
:11:58
of star-crossed lovers, pulled apart
by their families, society...
:12:03
and, some might say, by fate.
:12:08
Why is it that we are so moved by love
that ends with separation?
:12:14
What say?
:12:17
Anyone.
:12:20
Anyone!
:12:30
l don´t know that l believe in it.
:12:32
Believe in what?
:12:36
Love.
:12:38
Well, then you´ve got bigger problems
than passing this class.
:12:44
- Who would love her?
- Yes, Arnold.
:12:48
""Love is 15 seconds
of squishing noises.""
:12:53
Unquote. Johnny Rotten.
Know what l´m saying?
:12:55
Dork. Kill that kid.
:12:59
Do you think all love stories
are tragedies?