:15:01
Why?
:15:03
I don't know.
:15:05
Because it's inevitabIe.
It's the wear and tear of the job.
:15:08
The diapers, the tantrums,
the homework.
:15:10
The kingdom, species,
your mom, his mom.
:15:13
SuddenIy, aII you're aware of is
the wet toweIs on the fIoor...
:15:16
...he hogs the remote and
he scratches his back with a fork.
:15:19
And you come face to face with
the truth that it's impossibIe...
:15:23
...to kiss a person who Ieaves
the new roII of toiIet paper...
:15:26
...on top of the empty cardboard roII!
:15:28
God forbid he takes the two seconds
to actuaIIy repIace it!
:15:32
Does he not see it?!
:15:35
I'm teIIing you, marriage is
the Jack Kevorkian of romance.
:15:41
Oh, God!
:15:46
Jesus! Shit!
:15:48
-He hit me!
-I didn't!
:15:50
I was Ieaving the room,
she stood in my way.
:15:53
-He did it on purpose.
-Guys, hoId on!
:15:57
Ben? What?!
:16:00
Katie, you won't beIieve
what I'm standing in front of.
:16:03
They're tearing down
our oId apartment.
:16:06
-What?
-See?!
:16:07
Josh, did you hit her?
:16:08
She started it!
:16:10
I toId her never to come in my room
without asking.
:16:12
It's heading for Mrs. Gutierrez's.
:16:15
There goes her window!
:16:16
you borrowed her Discman
without asking?!
:16:18
yeah, but she was done with it.
:16:20
She hasn't used the Discman
in two days!
:16:24
Just hit Jack Roikman's pIace.
Remember his patriotic orgasms?
:16:28
"God bIess America! God bIess America!
Land that I Iove! "
:16:31
Can't you Iet him use yours?
:16:33
No! He never Iets me use it!
:16:35
Ben, I can't taIk right now.
:16:38
This is where you and I started.
This is where we became an "us. "
:16:43
Just hit where we used to
measure the kids' heights.
:16:46
Ben, I-- Josh, you shouIdn't have
hit your sister. No TV for a week.
:16:49
you're so unfair!
:16:51
Wait untiI I teII Dad!
:16:53
Jesus Christ! I gotta go!
Are you okay?