:24:01
This is Barker speaking!
:24:04
- Gilbert here!
- Good morning, Mr Gilbert.
:24:06
How are we today, Barker?
:24:09
Are we popular, or are we mad?
:24:13
Er... We are popular!
:24:16
Very good. Carry on.
:24:17
Here is your message for today!
:24:22
U, U, plus ten shillings and sixpence!
:24:25
- Can you repeat that, please?!
- Yes.
:24:28
U... U!
:24:30
So that's U for udder...
:24:32
...U for udder,
plus ten shillings and sixpence.
:24:36
So you have two udders, Barker!
:24:39
- Er... yes.
- I always suspected as much!
:24:46
- Thank you.
- Thank you!
:24:48
- Goodbye!
- Goodbye, Mr Gilbert!
:24:51
I'm going to hang up the telephone now!
:24:53
In... Indeed you are, sir.
:25:06
Well, I'm, er... going out to seek
a little Italian hokey-pokey...
:25:09
...and I care not who knows it.
- Thank you, Barker.
:25:13
I shall not return with any for you, sir,
because it would melt.
:25:17
Au revoir.
:25:21
I owe you an apology, Kitty.
I fear you weren't exaggerating after all.
:25:25
Apology accepted. Thank you, Willie.
:25:28
Schwenck speaks to the Savoy
every morning in code, Father-in-law...
:25:33
...just in case the telephone operator
should be eavesdropping.
:25:36
One might as well open the window
and shout down the street.
:25:40
- That will be more comfortable for you.
- Sheer waste of time.
:25:44
It will only result in the further erosion
of the written word.
:25:48
Would you care to sit down now?
:25:50
Er... er... thank you.
:25:55
- Ah, there you are, Pidgeon.
- Ma'am.