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:18:01
She is like "whatever", but he
messed with the wrong"senorita".

:18:09
- Chods, I ain't telling you shit!
- What 's your name?

:18:12
My name is Tony Montana.
I'm a political refugee.

:18:18
- I've got all the time in the world.
- Stop that!

:18:23
Point that to me again, and you'll
have a light shining out your arse!

:18:27
What 's wrong with you? Listen,
keep this professional, man.

:18:36
- Sit down, man.
- I'm alright, man.

:18:38
- Sit down. There's a seat over here.
- I don't want to sit there.

:18:42
- What are you standing for?
- I don't want to sit down!

:18:48
What 's up with you, man?
:18:51
All right, mate!
:18:52
- No...
- Blimey, what have you been up to?

:18:55
No. No!
:18:58
I know what you're screwing over.
:19:00
- Yeah, what?
- Stevie man, you ain't fat.

:19:04
I know Eve was telling everyone last
night she thought you put weight.

:19:08
That weight is muscle, you get me?
You're getting broad, man.

:19:12
- Like a 2-lane turning into a 4-lane.
- Mo, what are you talking about?

:19:16
Yeah, I'm a travelling
salesman now.

:19:21
Yeah, the basic's fucking shit, but
the commission's fucking excellent.

:19:25
You ain't going to make 50,000 in
a day, but still there's potential.

:19:29
God, I promise I'll never do this
again. Get me through this, please.

:19:33
I'm not a loser.
I'll get a real job, I swear.

:19:38
I'm selling these things now, look.
They're alright as it goes, right?

:19:42
They've got a pen on one side, right?
It 's a bit leaky that one, right.

:19:45
And you've got a pencil on the
other side, plus a separate rubber.

:19:51
I was fat once, man.
I wasn't no biggie no nothing.

:19:54
But then with my kickboxing,
tae kwon do, kung fu and shit...

:19:58
I'm now down to what
I consider my ideal weight.


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