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The Boardwalk first, then Mickey.
I don't wanna stay there longer.

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I don't want you running off for some
bird and I ending up with a pig.

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Last time what was it like?
That pig I ended up with last time.

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What was her name? 0h, come on.
She was twice the size of me.

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Shauney says I've got the best legs.
Do I got the best legs on the train?

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Bit of a flash!
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It 's always worse for her. It 's
always like: "No one has as many...

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difficult clients as I do."
And all that thing.

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It 's bollocks, cause we all do.
We all have a hard time of it.

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But she makes such a meal of it.
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Have you clocked him down there?
He's got a pair like my gramps.

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- Clock Madonna.
- 0h, gosh.

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I've gone all squeaky!
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- Will you stop it?
- She's doing my head in. Stop her.

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- Do something. Tell her to stop.
- What do you want me to do?

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Just tell her...
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Daddy.
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- Daddy.
- God, I'm bursting for the toilet.

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Does anyone mind if I have
a wee on the train?

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- Gonna wet my knickers.
- Shut up!

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- What is he doing?
- Cutting the peak off his hat.

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- Just tell him to stop it.
- It 's a regular freak show.

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What 's going on there?
Look, look, sign language.

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Do you reckon
they understand that?

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Why is it whenever you talk about
sex the whole train goes quiet?

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What 's wrong with sex?
Don't you have sex?

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- Come on, have a chip. Go on!
- No, I don't want one!

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Calm down, girls.
We're just being true.


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