:01:00
Sounds so terminal, doesn't it?
:01:03
Virgin....
:01:04
l've got to make a choice.
:01:06
l've got to choose
a bloke to, you know, do it with.
:01:09
But, like, how do l know which one?
:01:12
lf only blokes had barcodes,
it would be so easy.
:01:15
You'd look at a guy with your laser
eyes, scan his lines...
:01:19
...and boing! Barcode
tells you everything.
:01:22
Because how do you know
which is Mr. Right Bloke?
:01:25
Big question.
:01:41
Genderwise, being a girl
is the best. No contest.
:01:44
The wardrobe
opportunities are endless.
:01:47
Girls make you
laugh till your socks get wet!
:01:50
I mean, blokes. What
are they all about?
:01:53
Men are a mystery,
like real-life X-Files.
:01:56
All that testosterone stuff.
:01:58
They act like infants
most of the time.
:02:02
Not like us. We're
totally more evolved.
:02:06
Fran knows everything about men.
She's gonna do a Ph.D. in blokeology.
:02:11
Two fruit bars, please.
:02:14
Fran says there is
a Mr. Right, one guy who's it.
:02:18
The one. It's predestined.
:02:19
Like Videoplus numbers
in the TV Times.
:02:22
You type in this
long number and boing!
:02:24
Machine knows when to switch on.
:02:26
It's like that with blokes.
Meet the right one and boing!
:02:29
The jigsaw piece is found.
:02:32
Suddenly, everything's yummy.
Dogs bark, bees buzz...
:02:36
...and the world is
switched to permanent chill.
:02:39
lf there's no point in doing it...
:02:42
...unless it's with
Mr. Barcode Jigsaw Piece...
:02:44
...then l run the risk
of never doing it.
:02:47
l could be the world's first
1 04-year-old virgin.
:02:51
You lose your virginity once, so
you want to do it right. Right?
:02:55
You want to be able to look back...
:02:57
...and think warm stuff
about the night you lost it.